Careless

May. 24th, 2008 11:30 pm
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Fandom: Torchwood (shock horror!)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 400
Summary: There are always consequences...

Prompt: Jantolution Challenge #10, FLUFF

Careless

“What happened to you?

Tosh looked round at Gwen’s startled exclamation, then stopped and stared when she saw Jack entering the Hub, trailing a rather despondent looking Ianto.

At least, she assumed his expression was despondent – it was quite difficult to tell underneath the short fur he’d sprouted, apparently all over his body, judging by his face and hands.

And Jack was no less furry.

“Bloody hell,” Owen said when he saw the two of them, and Ianto shot a very definite glare at Jack’s back.

Jack ignored them all and went to hang his coat up in his office.

“What happened, Ianto?” Tosh asked, managing to sound desperately concerned despite the nigh-on overwhelming urge to cackle hysterically.

Ianto’s shoulders slumped, he sighed, and he turned to look at the three of them.

“You remember that device we found yesterday?” he said flatly, glancing from one to another.

“He said it was harmless,” Owen pointed out, jerking a thumb towards Jack’s office.

Ianto put his hands on his hips and sighed again, ruffling the fur on his face.

“Yes, and he said that right before it hit him with an energy blast, if you remember? And I know he was fine when you checked him out, but this turned up less than six hours later, and there’s nothing else it could have come from.”

“What about you?” asked Gwen, edging closer and cautiously reaching out towards his fur-covered hand. “You weren’t caught in the blast.”

Tosh could have sworn she saw a slight movement in among the fur that just about correlated to Ianto raising an eyebrow, and he told them all calmly, “It’s infectious.”

Gwen leapt back instantly, while Tosh and Owen more discreetly pushed their chairs away from him. The fur around his mouth moved, and Tosh guessed he was smirking.

“I wouldn’t worry,” he told them. “Jack says it’ll wear off by the end of the day. And I doubt any of you will catch it.”

“Why not?” Gwen said cautiously, and Ianto raised his eyebrow again.

“It requires a certain amount of contact with an infected party before it can be passed on.”

In the second’s pause while they all digested that, he swept on through to Jack’s office – and closed the door and the blinds after him.

Owen grinned, and turned to look at the girls.

“And that, kids, is why we always use protection.”

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Date: 2008-05-24 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schnuckel.livejournal.com
Yes kids, *snort* always use protection!!

Haha, so amused!

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Date: 2008-05-27 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
;) I'm glad you liked, thanke. ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-24 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misswinterhill.livejournal.com
Oh, yes. That's just fabulous... poor furry Ianto! Hilarious.

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
^_^ I will resist the urge to make the expected comment about Ianto there. ;) Glad you liked, though, thanke kindly!

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Date: 2008-05-25 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetfascism.livejournal.com
*giggles* Fantastic last line!

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
*grin* They wouldn't let me have anything else. I'm very glad you liked, thanke. ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-25 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunatic-the-7th.livejournal.com
Bahaha Owen ftw. This fic was gold xD

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Well, thank you very much. ;) I'm very glad you enjoyed it!

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Date: 2008-05-25 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daphne121.livejournal.com
ROFL Poor Ianto!

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Hee! Indeed. Life's just not fair sometimes. ;)

But I'm glad you liked, thanke kindly. ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-25 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackieville.livejournal.com
*giggles* This is brilliant!

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Thank you very much! I'm very glad you enjoyed it. ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-25 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cowgrrl.livejournal.com
Ha! That was cute. Poor furry Jack and Ianto. :-)

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
(: Thank you! I feel unendingly sorry for them, but it really had to be done... ;) Glad you liked! ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-25 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tintop-lizzy.livejournal.com
Please post this to the com called mashed_potatoes, for their safe sex challenge. Yesss, I volunteer to smooth FurryIanto and Jack.

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
(: I'm not a member there, but feel free to advertise it if you want. ^_^ Glad you liked, thanke!

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Date: 2008-05-25 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thrace-adams.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG that was too hilarious. I can totally see Ianto and his reaction to this - omg this was just funny!

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Hee! Thank you! I'm very glad it worked for you. ;)

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Date: 2008-05-25 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cj-harkness.livejournal.com
*snort*
“And that, kids, is why we always use protection.”

That's going to have me giggling for the rest of the day ;)

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
*airpunch* Yay! I win! ;) Hee. I'm very glad you enjoyed it, thanke kindly! ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-25 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mara-202.livejournal.com
*giggles* That was great.

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
(: Thanke! I'm very glad you liked it. ;)

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Date: 2008-05-25 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladylovelace.livejournal.com
ROFLMFAO

And what have we learned, class?

“And that, kids, is why we always use protection.”

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Hee. Torchwood: providing lessons in life every day...

;) Glad you liked, thanke!

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Date: 2008-05-25 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] totallytracy.livejournal.com
Having Jack and Ianto furry....gives a whole new meaning to "fluffy"....loved it.

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
:D That's what I was going for. ;) Thank you very much! Glad you liked. ^_^

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Date: 2008-05-26 10:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pinkfairy727.livejournal.com
*snort* Oh that is fantastic :c)

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Date: 2008-05-27 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Heehee. ^_^ I'm glad you liked it, thank you!

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Date: 2008-05-27 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsylady.livejournal.com
I sprained something on the punchline. That's not as common with me as I might lead some to believe. Bravo!

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Date: 2008-05-28 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
Hee. Whoops, sorry about that. *offers you grapes* Get better soon? ;)

Glad you liked, thanke kindly!

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Date: 2008-05-27 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delennbr.livejournal.com
The last line was great, hahaha

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Date: 2008-05-28 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
^_^ I'm very glad. I had my doubts about it, so nice to know it worked. (:

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Date: 2008-05-28 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandgeek01.livejournal.com
Last line, Brilliant :-D


Nicole

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Date: 2008-05-28 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laligin.livejournal.com
^_^ Yay! Thank you kindly. I was a bit worried about the last line, so it's great to hear it's successful. ;)

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