Lots Of Things You Can Do With A Tiepin

Oh, Jantolution, you are bad for me. (Again, blame Jantolution's challenge. ^_^)

Fandom: Torchwood (hurrah!)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Insanity.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 1125
Summary: On the trail of a potentially deadly alien, the Torchwood Team have encountered resistance from an unexpected quarter...
Prompt: Jantolution Challenge #1, Prompt - General.

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