I don't mind the idea in theory - it's just the fact that it contradicts existing canon in so many ways it's unbelievable that has me chewing up the scenery at the moment. If anyone can rationalise it and make it fit nicely to my satisfaction, perhaps I'll calm down. ;)

Yeah, you can have multiple canons. ^_^ Feel free.

Eheh. I wrote it past midnight, so it was a bit like, "Jack meets the Face of Boe. Clearly he can't really flirt with him that much. What's his next course of action? Aha! Filthy jokes!"

My mind is a strange place to be. ;)

But thank you. I'm glad you liked it. ^_^