;) Jack loves how Jack knows where everything in Ianto's kitchen is, too. Ianto's vaguely embarrassed by it. Just goes to show who wears the apron. ^_^

Ahem, thank you kindly, glad you liked it!

(Also! You wrote sentient bathtowels, I believe? I wrote a sentient shower curtain. We should really team up for this month's Jantolution Crack!fic prompt... ;) )