1. Are your Us and Ws rounded on their bottoms? You're sensitive and maybe poetic. - My U's are b/c they are supposed to be, otherwise I have made a 'V'. W's are pointy.
2. Do you cross your Ts in the middle or at the top? The lower you cross your T, the less ambition you have. - er, more middely, i think, which... duh! Ambition, thy name is not me.
3. Do you loop your Cs at the top? Then, to quote Carly Simon, you're so vain. - i don't know what that means?
4. Are your As and Os tightly closed? Perhaps you're hiding something. - nope, not at all, this lies, i hide lots of things
5. Do your letters slant every which way? If so, then yikes. Only 10 per cent of the general population has a wobbly slant—compared with 70 to 80 per cent of convicted felons. - mostly kinda just straight up and down, actually
6. Do you have the "felon's claw"? It's another hallmark of the criminal, and it occurs when you bring a letter straight down, then attach a claw-shaped curve to its end—say when you're writing the lowercase y. - o look at that, i'm not evil
7. Is your signature different from your normal handwriting? Then perhaps you're putting on an act. - nope, both are equally illegible
8. Do the connecting swoops between your letters droop? Maybe you have a martyr complex, and are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. - eh... what?
9. Is your handwriting spiky and angular? Relax. There's no need to be so tense. - yes, shut up
10. Are your letters a bit squatty? If they're biggest in the middle zone, and don't extend much up or below the baseline, then you're perhaps a bit childish. The Disney logo, based on Walt Disney's handwriting, is a good example of this. - if by squatty you mean so small they are hard to read...
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You're sensitive and maybe poetic. - My U's are b/c they are supposed to be, otherwise I have made a 'V'. W's are pointy.
2. Do you cross your Ts in the middle or at the top?
The lower you cross your T, the less ambition you have. - er, more middely, i think, which... duh! Ambition, thy name is not me.
3. Do you loop your Cs at the top?
Then, to quote Carly Simon, you're so vain. - i don't know what that means?
4. Are your As and Os tightly closed?
Perhaps you're hiding something. - nope, not at all, this lies, i hide lots of things
5. Do your letters slant every which way?
If so, then yikes. Only 10 per cent of the general population has a wobbly slant—compared with 70 to 80 per cent of convicted felons. - mostly kinda just straight up and down, actually
6. Do you have the "felon's claw"?
It's another hallmark of the criminal, and it occurs when you bring a letter straight down, then attach a claw-shaped curve to its end—say when you're writing the lowercase y. - o look at that, i'm not evil
7. Is your signature different from your normal handwriting?
Then perhaps you're putting on an act. - nope, both are equally illegible
8. Do the connecting swoops between your letters droop?
Maybe you have a martyr complex, and are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. - eh... what?
9. Is your handwriting spiky and angular?
Relax. There's no need to be so tense. - yes, shut up
10. Are your letters a bit squatty?
If they're biggest in the middle zone, and don't extend much up or below the baseline, then you're perhaps a bit childish. The Disney logo, based on Walt Disney's handwriting, is a good example of this. - if by squatty you mean so small they are hard to read...