*innocent look* Sorry... Didn't mean to scare anybody, honest...

And thank you very much indeedy! I always like compliments about Ianto. My version and the show's version diverged somewhere, so it's nice to hear people enjoy mine.

And Ianto is ashamed to admit that for starters, the article was in a women's magazine (one of the really cheap ones). So your ideas may not be far off. ;)