I was just about to do more chuckling when you hit me with the last lines!
Now I'm all scared
*looks pitiful*
Luckily it's already a few days after Halloween so I'm a bit scared out and can get over this one more routinely and admire a bit more how well you write DryAsADesert!Ianto. And what WAS that article he was reading?
*has not the most innocent of ideas*
*whistles*